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Used and Abused Chris Used and Abused Chris

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 2, 2011

I know that poem.

An old friend sent it to me a long, long time ago, except in that version, it was a girl. Like many people have pointed out, the animation is choppy and crude, but that matters not to me. I think that you did a great job in putting a chain email into something visual, and the drawing style seems to reinforce it. I don't know if this was your original intention, but the drawing quality struck a chord with me in that it reminded me of a child's drawing skills, which makes it all the more heart-wrenching.

We all know crap like this goes on every day. Look no further than A Child Called It for nasty details. No child deserves to go through this, regardless of circumstance, and to abuse an innocent, impressionable soul such as Chris here is one of the worst crimes against humanity I can think of. I hate to say it, but I'm glad he was killed in the end; his suffering is over, and he didn't have enough time to grow into a disturbed individual who might hurt others in turn.


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How Valve Got Their Logo How Valve Got Their Logo

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 25, 2010

This was a triumph!

I'm making a note here: EPIC LULZ! I look forward to seeing more from you, my good sir! ^.=.^


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Falconer02 responds:

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with this review.


No More Tricks No More Tricks

Rated 4 / 5 stars October 20, 2010

Good for a laugh, I enjoyed it.

Couldn't stop ogling the cute snake chick, though. xD


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Music Quest Music Quest

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 15, 2011

Great Idea, but

It's too buggy to use. I love the concept, though. Note me when you've worked the kinks out. I've been waiting for something like this. ^^



The Undead Survival Test The Undead Survival Test

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 21, 2010

Six weeks to six months.

I really liked this. Excellent graphics and questions. I know a lot about zombies, but I have terribe preparation, forethought, and fitness. The end was a bit of a buzzkill. It goes to show why I hate big business.


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Palisade Guardian Palisade Guardian

Rated 3 / 5 stars October 17, 2010

Why Hitler Lost the War

In 1942, Hitler insisted on personally commanding a division of soldiers and tanks in a daring push eastward. Over a period of 35 days, he sent them all to their slaughter attacking a single house. It just so happened to belong to John Rambo's dad, who could shoot people a mile away with a machine gun, and possessed a magical bazooka that reloaded itself when not in use and could blow up several tanks at once. Hitler was eventually coaxed back to his bunker, but the damage was done (you'd think he'd just go around, but apparently not).

I love the graphics and gameplay. It was fun for the most part. I'd be interested to see where you went with a sequel. =)


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